Thank you Dishonest Person

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I left my coupon notebook in my cart last night after shopping. I really want to thank whomever found it for taking it into the store with them and turning it into lost and found. That was so nice of you. You make it hard to trust anyone in this world – even those who ARE honest and trustworthy!

I hope you realize that if I so desired, I could report this as theft, of which the value exceeds $500, which in turn would make it a felony. And there are ways I could find you.

Enjoy the coupons. Enjoy saving money. I just hope you can sleep at night knowing you took something that was not yours.